So, like, have you heard about this whole Brexit thing? Yeah, well, there’s been this “surrender summit” going on between the UK and Europe, and it looks like Keir Starmer has, like, totally caved in. I mean, seriously, the UK has been locked in these late-night talks with Europe, and it seems like we’re getting tied back up in all that EU red tape that Brexit was supposed to free us from.
This morning, it was revealed that Starmer has given European fishermen access to British waters for, like, 12 whole years. Can you believe it? By bending the knee to Brussels, it looks like we’re gonna be under the jurisdiction of European courts again. And not only that, but it seems like British waters are gonna be open to French trawlers and we’re gonna have to follow all these EU rules on food standards. What a mess, right?
But wait, there’s more! The Prime Minister has apparently agreed to this dramatic last-minute Brexit “reset” deal with the EU. It sounds like British boats are gonna be pushed aside for over a decade because the PM caved to EU demands for a 12-year fishing rights pact. And in return, we’re getting some kind of veterinary deal to cut border checks and boost trade. So, like, we’re giving up our fishing rights for what? Some trade boost? I mean, I’m not really sure why this matters, but it seems like a pretty big deal, right?